You Might be a Busy College Student if . . .

• You're excited that you only have 30 pages left until you're done with your reading in David Copperfield . . . for last Monday.
• The entire sum of groceries you've bought in the past two weeks consists of two packets of peppermint hot chocolate and a bag of black jelly beans. (Doesn't anyone else like those?)
• You wake up in the morning and can't remember when you went to sleep.
  
• Halfway through Organic Chemistry, you try to figure out if there's some discreet way you could sneak out and just take a nap.
• You try to justify that fact that you're eating two meals at Taco Bell today because at least . . . okay, so you can't really justify that. But you do it anyway.
• There's a knot in your back from falling asleep on top of David Copperfield. Curse Dickens and his large novels.
• You're frantically searching your blog archives for some old creative writing piece that you could workshop for class today instead of trying to write something new.
• You don't know how you're going to survive next week when you have a new class for second block. No more Productive Tuesdays.